- Aug. 28th, 2006
- 2 comments
This is totally off subject, but I promise another post today. In the meantime, though — I can't make this up. I'm staying in Washington D.C., visiting a friend, and I forgot to bring deodorant. Since I have mercy on the souls of others who stand near me in this heat, I decided I'd go pick some up at the local CVS.
Unfortunately, when I got there and found the deodorant, it was locked up. Yes, the deodorant was locked up. I had to wait 10 minutes to get someone from CVS to open the case for me. So either there is a conspiracy to keep the people in D.C. smelling really bad, or people just like to jack deodorant here.
I've heard several stupid conspiracy theories about 9/11, so maybe someone can come up with one for this. Is the president trying to stink up the capital? Leave a comment :)
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