This is totally off subject, but I promise another post today. In the meantime, though — I can't make this up. I'm staying in Washington D.C., visiting a friend, and I forgot to bring deodorant. Since I have mercy on the souls of others who stand near me in this heat, I decided I'd go pick some up at the local CVS.
Unfortunately, when I got there and found the deodorant, it was locked up. Yes, the deodorant was locked up. I had to wait 10 minutes to get someone from CVS to open the case for me. So either there is a conspiracy to keep the people in D.C. smelling really bad, or people just like to jack deodorant here.
I've heard several stupid conspiracy theories about 9/11, so maybe someone can come up with one for this. Is the president trying to stink up the capital? Leave a comment :)
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Desperate drug addicts inhale it darlin'.
Hey Jaimie — as a resident of our nation's fair capital city, I can tell you that every one of us smells like lilacs and lavender even on the nastiest of summer days. Washingtonians don't have BO, so we display the deodorant in glass cases like museum pieces. It's only the tourists who ever want to buy any of that stuff… and they can't be trusted.
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