- Oct. 1st, 2006
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Excerpt: I'm a sinner! I violate Google's TOS daily. But the guy standing next to me on Yom Kippur made me look like Jill Whalen! He was a spammer — and a pretty devious one at that. Some of it was muffled by the sounds of unfed stomachs growling for forgiveness, but I managed to hear these 5 things he said:1. I'm sorry, my Lord, for using 1000s of vulnerable .edus as parasites to promote Viagra, a drug that increases the pleasure and frequency of illicit carnal sin. 2. I'm sorry, my Lord, for causing many of those aforementioned individuals to…
















