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Smart search engine marketers like you and me know to write rich content. This helps to target the the oh-so-famous long tail of user searches. But some people search for weird stuff; and sometimes Google just doesn't cut it on the relevancy. In that case, we search engine marketers get a little tail we didn't expect upon analysis! Because I'm such a nice person, and my blog didn't answer the following fine queries adequately, I will quickly try to fulfill them in this post. Here's the list: Note: Yes, they're all real — pulled from Google Analytics. 1. SEO is bullshit 2. Stop SEO 3. Sex SEO programmers" 4. Guys guide to masturbate better 5. Who Stole My Business I hope this answers all of your burning questions … whoever you are. I strive for quality. Thanks. Do you have any weird search engine queries you recall? Related posts: In Defense of Jason Calacanis Most SEO is bullshit. I'll be the first to agree... The "Top 1″ Reason To Look At Everyone's Web Stats Everyone is releasing their web stats for 2006. What the... Do You Like Kungfu or Kung Fu: Why Not Both? As you do your keyword research to find your targets,... SEO For Book Titles? Or is it search engine optimization? It occurs to me... My Very First SEO Project No laughing! Everyone has that very first project that got...
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"8 Wise Comments Banged Out Somewhere On The Internet ..."
haha, I had one in my list that was "big smelly vagina"… don't ask me how it got there, but I found it funny!
Yeah, I've somehow ranked 75th for "always the runner" according to my search queries. Bizare!
maybe sex seo was meant for porno-seo? btw, porno-seo.com hasn't been registered.
Alphabet boobies. (That one's disturbingly common.) 66.154.102.46 (an article I wrote). ECPM (no idea what that's about). By the way, stumbled upon your site quite by accident. Nice work…and very informativity. (No, I don't really mean that, I just like pretending to be a spammer because they're lame and fun to screw with.)
I need traffic but the old ways of getting traffic don't work.The seo maze has me lost…
Thanks for the link. Do you have any idea the sort of traffic this page is going to generate? I mean, just imagine the combinations.
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