Smart search engine marketers like you and me know to write rich content. This helps to target the the oh-so-famous long tail of user searches. But some people search for weird stuff; and sometimes Google just doesn't cut it on the relevancy. In that case, we search engine marketers get a little tail we didn't expect upon analysis!
Because I'm such a nice person, and my blog didn't answer the following fine queries adequately, I will quickly try to fulfill them in this post. Here's the list:
Note: Yes, they're all real -- pulled from Google Analytics.
1. SEO is bullshit
"After extensive research into to origins of this nonsensical query, I have decided that it must be Jason Calacanis searching in vain to find any bullshit in the SEO space."
2. Stop SEO
"Save the ... Google?"
3. Sex SEO programmers"
"We may optimize it, but we certainly don't get any."
4. Guys guide to masturbate better
"Why don't you ask Quadszilla, the master baiter himself?"
5. Who Stole My Business
"SEO is bull, so how would I know?"
I hope this answers all of your burning questions ... whoever you are. I strive for quality. Thanks.
Do you have any weird search engine queries you recall?
December 7th, 2006 at 11:06 am
haha, I had one in my list that was "big smelly vagina"... don't ask me how it got there, but I found it funny!
December 10th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Yeah, I've somehow ranked 75th for "always the runner" according to my search queries.
Bizare!
December 11th, 2006 at 8:10 am
LMAO Quadzilla the masturbator,oops I mean masterbaiter
December 13th, 2006 at 3:31 am
maybe sex seo was meant for porno-seo?
btw, porno-seo.com hasn't been registered.
December 15th, 2006 at 2:21 am
Alphabet boobies. (That one's disturbingly common.)
66.154.102.46 (an article I wrote).
ECPM (no idea what that's about).
By the way, stumbled upon your site quite by accident. Nice work...and very informativity. (No, I don't really mean that, I just like pretending to be a spammer because they're lame and fun to screw with.)
December 20th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
I think I beat all of you with....
car accident nympho
December 21st, 2006 at 11:05 am
I need traffic but the old ways of getting traffic don't work.The seo maze has me lost...
February 8th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Thanks for the link. Do you have any idea the sort of traffic this page is going to generate? I mean, just imagine the combinations.